Auld Lang Cock

Happy New Year! Music via Eyharburg, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Should old accocknce be forgot,
and never brought to mind?
Should old accocknce be forgot,
and auld lang cock?

Chorus:
For auld lang cock, my dear,
for auld lang cock,
we’ll take a cup of cummies yet,
for auld lang cock.

And surely you’ll jizz your pint cup!
and surely I’ll jizz mine!
And we’ll take a cup o' cummies yet,
for auld lang cock.

Chorus
We two have run about the hills,
and picked the daisies fine;
But we’ve wandered many a weary ass,
since auld lang cock.

Chorus

We two have paddled in the lube,
from morning sun till dine;
But seas between us broad have roared
since auld lang cock.

Chorus

And there’s a hand my trusty friend!
And give me a hand o' thine!
And we’ll take a right good-will jerk,
for auld lang cock.

Chorus

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