F.A.Q.

  1. How do you celebrate?
    Enjoy our songs and stories below if you wish. You can see them below!
    We also suggest, if you are able, to donate to various LGBTQ+ organizations such as:

  2. You’re going to hell.
    Well that’s not a question, and I’m Jewish. We don’t believe in hell. But if there is one, I’ll meet my Catholic wife there.

  3. I’m offended.
    Again, not a question, and I’m offended by “Christian” antivaxers wearing yellow stars.
    I’m also offended by so called “Christians” being hypocrites and awful to people who just want to love and be loved.
    We’re all offended, Karen.

  4. Do you hate Christmas?
    No.

  5. Can I get a booklet of all the songs?
    Yes! you can download it as a PDF, ODT, or DOCX file here.

  6. Is this legal?
    Yes, these are all parodies. This falls under fair use in the US and fair dealing in Canada. I’m not making any profit off of this either.

  7. Can we contact you?
    No. And you can’t put the content of this site, or cockmas.com on merchandise unless 100% of the profits go to an LGBTQ+ charity. If you are an LGBTQ+ charity, you have my blessing to do so. I do not have a trademark on cockmas nor will I ever seek one.

  8. Are you gay?
    No, I’m a cis hetero Jewish male. I can still care about my and my wife’s LGBTQ+ friends and their well being.

  9. How did you build the site?

  10. Am I loved, even though I am different?
    Yes. We love you exactly as you are. Happy Holidays! ❤️💛💚💙💜

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